Let me draw you. M4W

So I started taking these drawing classes, well, more like I’m about to start taking these drawing classes. I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of the teacher and class, so I’m looking for a girl who can help me out. All I will need for you to do is completely disrobe in front of me and let me draw you. You don’t have to talk or think or do anything unnatural, you don’t even have to tell me your name, just get naked. I sincerely need the practice and I promised not to think impure thoughts. I just got a new box of crayons and they’re rearing to go. Like I said, I don’t really have any professional experience, but I played Picasso once in a school play, so I know how artists think.

I like the Jane Mansfield/Marilyn Monroe look, so if you’re cute like that, I will definitely draw you. Unfortunately I don’t have much money as of yet, but I’m hoping that this whole drawing thing will pay off and I’ll get a job in Hollywood making cartoons or something. Cartoons are cool, especially Japanimation. But I do have an excessive amount of candy bars left over from when I was trying to sell them as a Boy Scout, so if you really like chocolate we should be able to make a deal. I also just got a deep fryer and can make you Buffalo wings and cheese sticks. I’m willing to give discounts on my drawings, which may include an autograph if you’re lucky. This is really starting to sound like a sweet deal.

So far I’ve drawn a dog, a cat, a fire truck, and the sun. You can judge for yourself but my mother seems to think I have real talent.

Also if by some chance you get turned on and want to have sex with me, that’s cool too, but I really hope I’m better at drawing. For the love of God, let me be good at something. Also, please shave your box before you come in. This will be a fantastic opportunity for anyone trying to break into the nude modeling world and you won’t regret it.

P.S. No Fatties.